This is a parody of a song called "Fathom the Bowl":
Flatten The Curve
Come all you bold heroes, give an ear to my song
For we're self-isolating and the days feel so long
But it's still prob'ly worth it, our health to preserve
So let's stay indoors and we'll flatten the curve
We'll flatten the curve, we'll flatten the curve
So let's all stay indoors and we'll flatten the curve
The Italians shut borders, and Ireland shut pubs
From China to Korea, hands are fev'rishly scrubbed
The French they take dinner with homemade hors d'ouvres
So let's stay indoors and we'll flatten the curve
We'll flatten the curve, we'll flatten the curve
So let's stay indoors and we'll flatten the curve
My friends they do attend me when I'm laid at my ease
Through Facebook and Discord they're eager to please
To keep my hopes high, and my mood to observe
So let's stay indoors and we'll flatten the curve
We'll flatten the curve, we'll flatten the curve
So let's stay indoors and we'll flatten the curve
Grandfathers and asthmatics they need care the best
So let's free up beds for our dear NHS
We're in this together, let our courage not swerve
So let's stay indoors and we'll flatten the curve
We'll flatten the curve, we'll flatten the curve
So let's stay indoors and we'll flatten the curve